On Sabbatical U's campus:
Female student on cell phone, slowly:
"I mean, they have to realize that my abilities will be, well, drunk - very hungover."
I didn't know abilities could get hammered. Good to know.
Male student, talking to friend:
"I looked at the clock and thought...hmmm, eleven-fifty - I *could* go to my English seminar, but then I don't care. More sleep."
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