Um, Thanks but No Thanks

The other day, Dr. H was taking the kids to their preschool on his campus. Dalton was being slow in opening and going through the door, as he often is. He loves doors! He is all about the doors. In, out, in, open, close, open, out, in, close - anyway you get the idea. Dr. H is attempting to hurry him along when another parent comes in and tries to help also.

She says to our son, in a dramatic voice: "You need to go in fast because the bad man is coming!"

What. The. Hell. ?!?

Dr. H was rendered speechless. Fortunately, having never heard such a thing before, Dalton seemed totally oblivious.