Inappropriate urges

1. A student came in the other day with a very obvious pimple that looked like it was about to burst. I really, really, really wanted to pop it.
   
   
2. I'm currently reading a kinky polyandrous erotic novel. We have to go to Spring graduation today and I kind of want to take it with me as reading material.
   
   
3. I had a dream that Dr. H and I were spanking one of my colleagues. I won't say which one. However, I will say that I'm pretty sure that said colleague is both (a) a bottom and (b) in need of a spanking.
   
   

Sadly, I have self-imposed rules about my own behavior and at least two of these items violate them.