Working Late, Trapped by Frat Boys

I'm in my office and cannot leave without calling "Bill" or "Anthony".

A fraternity is doing a "sacred ritual" in my building. My working late tonight is interfering with their plans. I graciously offered to stay in my office until I have to leave. After much consultation, the young men have decided that this is preferable to waiting for me to leave. I have two phone numbers to call when I want to leave, and one of the young men will come and escort me out of the building. So polite, students today.

[Seriously, they were actually very profuse in their thanks for my willingness to be so accommodating.]