Hands

Dalton: Is this a hand?

(holds out hand)

Me: Yes, Dalton.

(pulls hand in, laughs)

Dalton: Is this my hand?

(laughs, holds hand out again)

Me: Yes, that is your hand.

(pulls hand in, laughs)

Dalton: Is this my hand, Mommy?

Me: Yes. That is still your hand.

Dalton: Is this my other hand Mommy?

(holds other hand out)

Me: Yes Dalton, that is you other hand.

(pulls hand in, laughs)

Dalton: Is these both my hands Mommy?

(waves both hands)

Me: Yes, and we say 'Are these both my hands'

Dalton: Are these both my hands?

Dalton: (louder) Are these both my hands MOM---MEE!?

Me: Kill me now.